Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Randomize
