I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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