I must be too annoying 4 u.
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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