I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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