I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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