I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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