Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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