pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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