No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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