They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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