Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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