hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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