Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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