And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He shit in the fireplace
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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