I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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