I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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