So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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