His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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