Ambien. No doubt about it.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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