So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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