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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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