Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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