just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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