3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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