I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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