bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I need a burrito and a hug.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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