i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
i out mim tonsoeep
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