butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Damn victory sex feels great
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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