I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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