Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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