stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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