called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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