Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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