whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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