Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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