real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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