so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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