She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I will die if light touches me.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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