All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
