Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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