Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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