I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It's official drugs can't kill me
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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