I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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