Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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