So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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