You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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