what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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