dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I could fuck to npr.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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