Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i think i just lost a toe
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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