Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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