I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm sobbing to NWA
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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