new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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