He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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